November 07, 2015, 03:31:29 AM
So I'm BACK, from outer space!
I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face.
I should have changed that stupid lock.
I should have made you leave your key...
Why the heck am I writing the lyrics to an old disco song? Ha!
But I really am back from outer space. I circled Uranus and barely escaped the gravitational pull of a giant black hole! If it hadn't been for a blast of some evil and deadly space gas that escaped from the black hole and knocked me free from its gravitational clutches, who knows what horrors I might have encountered? EEEK!
Yeah, I'm BORED!!!
Hello! How are you? How was your Halloween? I got out of town and...did absolutely NOTHING. Waaagh! My favorite holiday shot to hell again. Waaaagh!
But I'm back on. I was planning to stay away longer---but my poster addiction won't let me. Ha!
And, of course, I picked up a few things (there was this out of this world little poster shop on this out of the way asteroid on one of Saturn's rings) and have pictures here to share with you. Nothing too exciting. You'll see.
Okay... Here's the latest. Again--nothing to get too excited about. Just minor stuff really.
WHITE SLAVES OF CHINATOWN:
First, although I already have two copies of this (and you remember THOSE dramas. UGH!), I couldn't help myself when I stumbled upon another copy of the poster for the first Olga movie, "WHITE SLAVES OF CHINATOWN". It's in pretty rough shape--like Madame Olga herself was torturing it. Poor little poster. What sort of sordid and degrading life has it had until it came to live with me? What sort of shocking and shameful existence will it have once I sell this puppy off? I don't know what I was thinking. Oh well... I have another one--for the moment any way. These films were extremely low budget garbage--no sync sound, usually just a narrator. It amazes me that these little piece o' crap movies were popular enough to make 5 of them altogether. Ha! They're not for everyone, but I dig 'em. The posters for them are soooo rare though. Jeepers.
Oh my stars! From 1964, here is the trashy trailer--NSFW (Not Safe For Work): https://youtu.be/g5ui4gLphpg
And here (gasp!) is the whole sordid NSFW flick: https://youtu.be/Vwc3zEuyevM
ILSA THE TIGRESS OF SIBERIA:
Sticking with sexploitation, most exploitation film critics film agree that the sleazy little Olga flicks were the inspiration for the Ilsa flicks. Here is the poster for the third (and final) Ilsa film (there is a fourth, but it's a retitling and re-dubbing of another movie with similar themes and the same female star. That is "Ilsa the Wicked Warden" formerly "Greta the Wicked Warden"), "Ilsa The Tigress of Siberia". I already have a poster for this film, but it just reads "The Tigress" (as most of the US one sheets do) or possibly "The Tigress of Siberia". I had been looking and looking for a poster, in English, with the full title "Ilsa The Tigress of Siberia"--but had never seen one until recently. Zowie! I could NOT let it escape me.
Here's the NSFW Trailer https://youtu.be/cGCJX92P3mQ
THE SINNERS:
I came across some "bad girl" posters the other day. This one is from the early 1950s. Shocking! Scandalous! Oh my stars! I have no idea what the flick is about, but it was sleazy-cool. So daring! So frank! So shocking!
THAT KIND OF GIRL:
Here's another "bad girl" flick. Apparently this is a British VD/exploitation flick that was released here as "TEENAGE TRAMP". Any of you know her? Shocking! I'd never heard of it before, but have since found the trailer (below). It looks like a hoot, like something SOMETHING WEIRD VIDEO would put out (they probably do). This is the kind of poster (I have a few posters of a similar nature) I would sometimes hang in my guest room and would put a little piece of paper over the plexiglass that would read something like " (Female guest name) is... 'That Kind of Girl' ", as if my guest were the star. Ha. It was a very subtle little gag and they didn';t always see it. But it was funny when they did.
NSFW Trailer: https://youtu.be/isfPwGnjdb4
(A TASTE OF) HOT LEAD:
This 1969 film I also knew nothing about until I picked up the poster. It's a nudie/roughie from just before out and out porn was legal, and probably something SOMETHING WEIRD would have for sale. The NSFW trailer is below. The film is supposed to be in color, but the trailer is so washed out--everyone looks green. Some of the narration is funny, but it's typical nudie/roughie stuff. I did like the poster though...nothing special but bound to be rare. Curiously though, the title seems to be "A Taste of Hot Lead", but the title on the poster is just "Hot Lead". (I actually like the shorter title better). By the way, the one shown is NOT my poster. This picture, found online, shows it better than the photo of the auction I bought it from.
NSFW trailer: https://youtu.be/P7ETlu-jP64
THE EROTIC ADVENTURES OF ZORRO:
I have the posters for THE EROTIC ADVENTURES OF PINOCCHIO and the X-rated ALICE IN WONDERLAND, so why not THE EROTIC ADVENTURES OF ZORRO? In the poster, notice he has carved a "z" in the lady he is fighting's fanny? Ha. Clever. The movie doesn't look that good though. NSFW trailer is below:
NSFW Trailer: https://youtu.be/W2vNNqrGXhQ
ADAM AND EVE-THE FIRST LOVE STORY (aka ADAM AND EVE VS THE CANNIBALS):
A while ago I posted the Italian poster for this flick. It was just a photo of the scantily clad stars. The reason i had gotten it, is because I had actually seen this flick and it was so jaw-droppingly bizarre-o, I had to have it. I saw it under the title "ADAM AND EVE VS THE CANNIBALS" (even though the cannibals are only in the flick for about 5 minutes). The poster I just got (shown below) was the cover art used ("Versus the Cannibals" was the subtitle though--not the "First Love Story" crap). It was such a wonderfully and deliriously bad movie, I decided to scoop up this poster as well. And guess what? I found the movie for YOU to enjoy (or not) as well. Ha!
Here is the whole partially NSFW movie: https://youtu.be/P6nt39t7AgA
CANNIBALS:
I finally saw this movie this past weekend...after I had already purchased the poster. Ha! Oh well, the poster is kind of fun even if the movie is utter crap (a Jess Franco flick). Also known as "Mondo Cannibal" (as are several other cannibal flicks, such as "The Man From Deep River") and "White Cannibal Queen", this masTURDpiece features cannibals that not only eat human flesh, they appear to be starving and gorge themselves as soon as they kill someone. No cooking. No taking them back to share with the rest of the folks in the cannibal village...just dive in and start chewing and ripping pieces off--even while the victim is alive. Zowie! I kind of doubt any cannibal tribe anywhere was ever that hungry. Al ("Zombie") Cliver stars as an archeologist who gets his arm whacked off by the cannibals. His wife gets killed/eaten and his daughter is kidnapped. Years later, he goes back in search of her and discovers she's grown up to be a very bad actress who is frequently nude and is also the tribe's white goddess. Can he get her home safely--or will the cannibals make a meal out of the rest of him? Here's a very hard to see trailer below.
NSFW Trailer: https://youtu.be/LMpUyCII3J8
VILLAGE OF THE GIANTS:
Is there anyone who hasn't seen this groovy flick from Bert I. Gordon (aka Mr. B.I.G.)? Teenagers (including Beau Bridges, Toni Basil and Joy Harmon) eat a goo accidentally created by super genius, little Ronny Howard and zoom to super size. They go-go dance in slow motion and wear skimpy outfits...and take over the town!!! EEK! Also featuring the Beau Brummels and a super groovy theme song. I already had a copy of the poster--but this copy was too cheap (under $20?? Really??) to pass up.
Trailer: https://youtu.be/Oa2dTcxwOMI. Here's the whole film: https://youtu.be/TBLbnuEtr0U. And, zowie! Here's the Mystery Science Theater 3000 version: https://youtu.be/KTsP_kuglp8. Here's a bonus clip with the groovy theme music and giant slo-mo go-go dancing giants and the scene from the poster (with the guy holding on to the giant's chest: https://youtu.be/Gh5h3zzVtKw. And here's a clip just for Steve: https://youtu.be/hfPghWET0tA.
EVILS OF THE NIGHT:
I knew nothing about this movie--but have long wanted the poster. It looks like it's by the same cheezy artist who did "DR BUTCHER" perhaps? It looks like a crappy flick, but the artwork is fun. You've got what, at first glance, could almost be the Millennium Falcon swooping down from the sky, a terrified girl with a tube attached to her jugular, spewing blood up to a pair of creepy creatures in a bubble, while creepy hands grab her from below...and what an amazingly craptacular cast! Neville Brand, Aldo Ray, Julie Newmar, John Carradine and Tina Louise!!!! Wow! I may have to see that movie sometime for the cast alone. Or not.
Trailer: https://youtu.be/Fdso2Phy360
Minute version of the whole movie: https://youtu.be/wvFJ2_XqFDo
TERROR IN THE JUNGLE:
I usually don't post more than 10 posters at a time, but here's a lucky 11th poster (because---oops! I already had the title, poster image link and film clip link on here ready to go before adding the text...and counting the number of posters I was listing). You are thinking, "Terror in the Jungle"? This looks like absolute crap. Why bother? I am fairly certain I already have this poster--but saw this cheap copy and snatched it up. Oh my stars--this film should be better known than it is. It should be a cult flick. It's so awesome...well, the first half hour is the best part of the whole movie. The last hour...eh. It's kind of lame--and forgettable. But that first half hour---just amazing!
The film was made by three different directors, and it shows. The first half hour was directed by Tom DeSimone, who would later go on to direct gay porn (!). Ha! Oh, I WISH I could find the trailer or the whole movie or even just the first half hour to share with you. I found a short clip (below) and that's but a tasty little sample of the pure insane joy of that first 30 minutes. The film is about a kid whose parents are divorced. He lives with his dad in Florida, but he has to go visit mom who lives in South America somewhere. So off he goes with his stuffed toy leopard all alone. Once at the plane, we meet this wonderful assortment of cliched characters. There's the starlet (she's the one dancing in the clip) who just got her big break and is off to film the movie that will make her a star. Then there is the rich woman, being stalked by the paparazzi, who was just acquitted of murdering her husband and is traveling with all of her millions in cash. There is the really bad wannabe Beatles-like band, traveling in their performing outfits. They all look too old and are obviously wearing wigs (they'll be in the video performing a song live on the plane--but clearly are not singing it and the song fades out like a recording). And then there are the nuns aboard with a coffin containing a dead nun--taking it back to wherever they came from. There's an argumentative couple, etc. All of these great characters in what plays like a low budget precursor to the "AIRPORT" films. I won't give away what happens, but it is just jaw-dropping insane and brilliant. I really, REALLY love that first half hour of film. Bravo!!!! Highly recommended (if you love trash cinema). That's why I am thrilled with this poster. Check out the doofy clip below.
"Soft Lips"clip: https://youtu.be/_LVpsjERy9g
I have a few other posters to share... Stay tuned.
Thanks for visiting.
CHEERS!
PS
Don't mess with Ilsa is right! Yikes! I ran into her last year and, as tiny as she is (who knew? She seems so statuesque in the movies), she still forced me to hold up some poster for her latest direct-to-video movie. I had to comply...or face being tossed to the dogs, castrated, electrocuted, or WORSE!!! And at 70-something, look at her all decked out in leather! You better do what she says--or ELSE!
So I'm BACK, from outer space!
I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face.
I should have changed that stupid lock.
I should have made you leave your key...
Why the heck am I writing the lyrics to an old disco song? Ha!
But I really am back from outer space. I circled Uranus and barely escaped the gravitational pull of a giant black hole! If it hadn't been for a blast of some evil and deadly space gas that escaped from the black hole and knocked me free from its gravitational clutches, who knows what horrors I might have encountered? EEEK!
Yeah, I'm BORED!!!
Hello! How are you? How was your Halloween? I got out of town and...did absolutely NOTHING. Waaagh! My favorite holiday shot to hell again. Waaaagh!
But I'm back on. I was planning to stay away longer---but my poster addiction won't let me. Ha!
And, of course, I picked up a few things (there was this out of this world little poster shop on this out of the way asteroid on one of Saturn's rings) and have pictures here to share with you. Nothing too exciting. You'll see.
Okay... Here's the latest. Again--nothing to get too excited about. Just minor stuff really.
WHITE SLAVES OF CHINATOWN:
First, although I already have two copies of this (and you remember THOSE dramas. UGH!), I couldn't help myself when I stumbled upon another copy of the poster for the first Olga movie, "WHITE SLAVES OF CHINATOWN". It's in pretty rough shape--like Madame Olga herself was torturing it. Poor little poster. What sort of sordid and degrading life has it had until it came to live with me? What sort of shocking and shameful existence will it have once I sell this puppy off? I don't know what I was thinking. Oh well... I have another one--for the moment any way. These films were extremely low budget garbage--no sync sound, usually just a narrator. It amazes me that these little piece o' crap movies were popular enough to make 5 of them altogether. Ha! They're not for everyone, but I dig 'em. The posters for them are soooo rare though. Jeepers.
Oh my stars! From 1964, here is the trashy trailer--NSFW (Not Safe For Work): https://youtu.be/g5ui4gLphpg
And here (gasp!) is the whole sordid NSFW flick: https://youtu.be/Vwc3zEuyevM
ILSA THE TIGRESS OF SIBERIA:
Sticking with sexploitation, most exploitation film critics film agree that the sleazy little Olga flicks were the inspiration for the Ilsa flicks. Here is the poster for the third (and final) Ilsa film (there is a fourth, but it's a retitling and re-dubbing of another movie with similar themes and the same female star. That is "Ilsa the Wicked Warden" formerly "Greta the Wicked Warden"), "Ilsa The Tigress of Siberia". I already have a poster for this film, but it just reads "The Tigress" (as most of the US one sheets do) or possibly "The Tigress of Siberia". I had been looking and looking for a poster, in English, with the full title "Ilsa The Tigress of Siberia"--but had never seen one until recently. Zowie! I could NOT let it escape me.
Here's the NSFW Trailer https://youtu.be/cGCJX92P3mQ
THE SINNERS:
I came across some "bad girl" posters the other day. This one is from the early 1950s. Shocking! Scandalous! Oh my stars! I have no idea what the flick is about, but it was sleazy-cool. So daring! So frank! So shocking!
THAT KIND OF GIRL:
Here's another "bad girl" flick. Apparently this is a British VD/exploitation flick that was released here as "TEENAGE TRAMP". Any of you know her? Shocking! I'd never heard of it before, but have since found the trailer (below). It looks like a hoot, like something SOMETHING WEIRD VIDEO would put out (they probably do). This is the kind of poster (I have a few posters of a similar nature) I would sometimes hang in my guest room and would put a little piece of paper over the plexiglass that would read something like " (Female guest name) is... 'That Kind of Girl' ", as if my guest were the star. Ha. It was a very subtle little gag and they didn';t always see it. But it was funny when they did.
NSFW Trailer: https://youtu.be/isfPwGnjdb4
(A TASTE OF) HOT LEAD:
This 1969 film I also knew nothing about until I picked up the poster. It's a nudie/roughie from just before out and out porn was legal, and probably something SOMETHING WEIRD would have for sale. The NSFW trailer is below. The film is supposed to be in color, but the trailer is so washed out--everyone looks green. Some of the narration is funny, but it's typical nudie/roughie stuff. I did like the poster though...nothing special but bound to be rare. Curiously though, the title seems to be "A Taste of Hot Lead", but the title on the poster is just "Hot Lead". (I actually like the shorter title better). By the way, the one shown is NOT my poster. This picture, found online, shows it better than the photo of the auction I bought it from.
NSFW trailer: https://youtu.be/P7ETlu-jP64
THE EROTIC ADVENTURES OF ZORRO:
I have the posters for THE EROTIC ADVENTURES OF PINOCCHIO and the X-rated ALICE IN WONDERLAND, so why not THE EROTIC ADVENTURES OF ZORRO? In the poster, notice he has carved a "z" in the lady he is fighting's fanny? Ha. Clever. The movie doesn't look that good though. NSFW trailer is below:
NSFW Trailer: https://youtu.be/W2vNNqrGXhQ
ADAM AND EVE-THE FIRST LOVE STORY (aka ADAM AND EVE VS THE CANNIBALS):
A while ago I posted the Italian poster for this flick. It was just a photo of the scantily clad stars. The reason i had gotten it, is because I had actually seen this flick and it was so jaw-droppingly bizarre-o, I had to have it. I saw it under the title "ADAM AND EVE VS THE CANNIBALS" (even though the cannibals are only in the flick for about 5 minutes). The poster I just got (shown below) was the cover art used ("Versus the Cannibals" was the subtitle though--not the "First Love Story" crap). It was such a wonderfully and deliriously bad movie, I decided to scoop up this poster as well. And guess what? I found the movie for YOU to enjoy (or not) as well. Ha!
Here is the whole partially NSFW movie: https://youtu.be/P6nt39t7AgA
I finally saw this movie this past weekend...after I had already purchased the poster. Ha! Oh well, the poster is kind of fun even if the movie is utter crap (a Jess Franco flick). Also known as "Mondo Cannibal" (as are several other cannibal flicks, such as "The Man From Deep River") and "White Cannibal Queen", this masTURDpiece features cannibals that not only eat human flesh, they appear to be starving and gorge themselves as soon as they kill someone. No cooking. No taking them back to share with the rest of the folks in the cannibal village...just dive in and start chewing and ripping pieces off--even while the victim is alive. Zowie! I kind of doubt any cannibal tribe anywhere was ever that hungry. Al ("Zombie") Cliver stars as an archeologist who gets his arm whacked off by the cannibals. His wife gets killed/eaten and his daughter is kidnapped. Years later, he goes back in search of her and discovers she's grown up to be a very bad actress who is frequently nude and is also the tribe's white goddess. Can he get her home safely--or will the cannibals make a meal out of the rest of him? Here's a very hard to see trailer below.
NSFW Trailer: https://youtu.be/LMpUyCII3J8
VILLAGE OF THE GIANTS:
Is there anyone who hasn't seen this groovy flick from Bert I. Gordon (aka Mr. B.I.G.)? Teenagers (including Beau Bridges, Toni Basil and Joy Harmon) eat a goo accidentally created by super genius, little Ronny Howard and zoom to super size. They go-go dance in slow motion and wear skimpy outfits...and take over the town!!! EEK! Also featuring the Beau Brummels and a super groovy theme song. I already had a copy of the poster--but this copy was too cheap (under $20?? Really??) to pass up.
Trailer: https://youtu.be/Oa2dTcxwOMI. Here's the whole film: https://youtu.be/TBLbnuEtr0U. And, zowie! Here's the Mystery Science Theater 3000 version: https://youtu.be/KTsP_kuglp8. Here's a bonus clip with the groovy theme music and giant slo-mo go-go dancing giants and the scene from the poster (with the guy holding on to the giant's chest: https://youtu.be/Gh5h3zzVtKw. And here's a clip just for Steve: https://youtu.be/hfPghWET0tA.
EVILS OF THE NIGHT:
I knew nothing about this movie--but have long wanted the poster. It looks like it's by the same cheezy artist who did "DR BUTCHER" perhaps? It looks like a crappy flick, but the artwork is fun. You've got what, at first glance, could almost be the Millennium Falcon swooping down from the sky, a terrified girl with a tube attached to her jugular, spewing blood up to a pair of creepy creatures in a bubble, while creepy hands grab her from below...and what an amazingly craptacular cast! Neville Brand, Aldo Ray, Julie Newmar, John Carradine and Tina Louise!!!! Wow! I may have to see that movie sometime for the cast alone. Or not.
Trailer: https://youtu.be/Fdso2Phy360
Minute version of the whole movie: https://youtu.be/wvFJ2_XqFDo
TERROR IN THE JUNGLE:
I usually don't post more than 10 posters at a time, but here's a lucky 11th poster (because---oops! I already had the title, poster image link and film clip link on here ready to go before adding the text...and counting the number of posters I was listing). You are thinking, "Terror in the Jungle"? This looks like absolute crap. Why bother? I am fairly certain I already have this poster--but saw this cheap copy and snatched it up. Oh my stars--this film should be better known than it is. It should be a cult flick. It's so awesome...well, the first half hour is the best part of the whole movie. The last hour...eh. It's kind of lame--and forgettable. But that first half hour---just amazing!
The film was made by three different directors, and it shows. The first half hour was directed by Tom DeSimone, who would later go on to direct gay porn (!). Ha! Oh, I WISH I could find the trailer or the whole movie or even just the first half hour to share with you. I found a short clip (below) and that's but a tasty little sample of the pure insane joy of that first 30 minutes. The film is about a kid whose parents are divorced. He lives with his dad in Florida, but he has to go visit mom who lives in South America somewhere. So off he goes with his stuffed toy leopard all alone. Once at the plane, we meet this wonderful assortment of cliched characters. There's the starlet (she's the one dancing in the clip) who just got her big break and is off to film the movie that will make her a star. Then there is the rich woman, being stalked by the paparazzi, who was just acquitted of murdering her husband and is traveling with all of her millions in cash. There is the really bad wannabe Beatles-like band, traveling in their performing outfits. They all look too old and are obviously wearing wigs (they'll be in the video performing a song live on the plane--but clearly are not singing it and the song fades out like a recording). And then there are the nuns aboard with a coffin containing a dead nun--taking it back to wherever they came from. There's an argumentative couple, etc. All of these great characters in what plays like a low budget precursor to the "AIRPORT" films. I won't give away what happens, but it is just jaw-dropping insane and brilliant. I really, REALLY love that first half hour of film. Bravo!!!! Highly recommended (if you love trash cinema). That's why I am thrilled with this poster. Check out the doofy clip below.
"Soft Lips"clip: https://youtu.be/_LVpsjERy9g
I have a few other posters to share... Stay tuned.
Thanks for visiting.
CHEERS!
PS
Don't mess with Ilsa is right! Yikes! I ran into her last year and, as tiny as she is (who knew? She seems so statuesque in the movies), she still forced me to hold up some poster for her latest direct-to-video movie. I had to comply...or face being tossed to the dogs, castrated, electrocuted, or WORSE!!! And at 70-something, look at her all decked out in leather! You better do what she says--or ELSE!
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